Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Randomize
