he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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