So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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