His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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