this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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