If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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