please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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