she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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