you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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