Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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