We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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