guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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