Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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