ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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