Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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