We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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