is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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