And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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