people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she told me i tasted like america
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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