I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Someone came in the potted fern
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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