But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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