There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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