Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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