Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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