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I'm so fucking centered right now
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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