So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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