i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
So. Much. Porn.
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