I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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