So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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