Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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