your room smells of hookers.
And success
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
When did angry sex become our thing?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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