i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize