sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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