Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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