I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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