As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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