I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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