I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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