hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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