I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So vagazzling was a success
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