So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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