I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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