If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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