brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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