My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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