At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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