Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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