That's intense
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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