Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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