this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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