coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Success! We fucked roommates!
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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