Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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