oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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