Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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